Beautiful Nightmare…

Those were the days…wanna know a bit wat happen during those days. Teenage girls now..a.ka my students let us compare notes..haha..click the link

YIKES! Believe it or not. I have this super power of destructing electronic things within 1 metre radius from my body.

Hard to believe? MORE stories here! You will regret for not clicking the link. Therefore YOU MUST!

One thing for sure, the laptop in the pixs is "INJURED". Only blind people can’t tell what had happened to it.

Yesterday was my boyfriend’s pc. After I use it, suddenly the whole system went to black out.  Don’t blame ok, I didn’t do anything. Maybe it was just my aura. Electronic things just cannot ngam with me. But I NEED them…HOW?

Not too mention other stuffs that get injured also by me. As far as I know, my fellow trainee has labelled me to have the most pair of sandals destroyed throughout our internship. I was not that proud with that title. But at least got a title la right? It’s not only SITI NURHALIZA can have some kind of honourary title. *Geez, after marrying a duda who is a DATUK…Now wanna give her the title DATUK to honour her pula. Not forgetting her last issues with DATUK Sharifah Aini also. ~Choke~Choke. #GAG!

Really cannot tahan with all these stories la. How I wish that these people can also be prone to ny destructive aura. Then the world is a better place to live in. Muahahaha *evil laugh*

Laptop rosak + PC jadi sot + Other2 damage….

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Coincidence or am i really THAT destructive?

  This is one big fat, greedy, helpless, and full phyton. After a sumptous meal of pregnant lamb. A 2 in 1 meal I should say, the phyton was there immobile.

Totally cannot move. How can it slither away with that bulge on its stomach?

And believe it or not, this phyton was found somewhere in Malaysia.

I think my Biology students saw this picture before. Just want to share it with you all now. Stories about yummy sharks…HERE!

Took this pic from NationalGeographic.com. Reminds me of people who ate too much and get SO bloated. Hehe.

Reading, and thinking…Did some some so-called silly-soul-searching. Reflecting myself by looking at the mirror…Finding blackheads…Plucking my eyebrows…Oops.dats not reflecting.Hehe

But I did a lot of thinking these days and that explains why can’t sleep that well and dreamt strange and silly stuff. How could you know something that you don’t know about yourself.

Peeps, can you help with that? Tell me something that I don’t know about myself

*Strange question maybe, but it will help me a lot if one can give me their view on this

Friday…again! but watch the date…13th. It is friday the 13th. Yikes. Some people do believe that this date brings bad luck. Personally, i think…maybe la. But until it’s proven true. It is kinda hard to believe. More on this click here…You won’t regret it! Click there ok..CLICK! :))

Happy friday people!!

I know I am totally anti-forwarded mail which is so useless and can be considered. But I have to admit that there are some worth reading and entertaining like this one. There you have it the confession straight from an anti-fwd mail person. This one really lighten up my day when I received it…so, here it goes

Have you ever heard people ask us Sabahan,
whether we still live on the jungle, hunt for food and wear clothing made out of leaves?

If I was asked so, I would proudly say yes.(Cubaimagine Marsha AF2 pakai Nipah leaves skirt sama Coconut bra) hehe.. + imagine she is singing the pokok kelapa song in that outfit…haha..bida! * Bida= strange , weird

When you as a Sabahan start to feel low just because you’re from Sabah, these facts would make you change your mind:

We have the second largest international airport in Malaysia. While others might not even have any. (joan says= KKIA 2nd largest meh? Din know that..)

We have two official cities, KK and Sandakan and soon Tawau, while others might only have a town. (joan says = Sandakan city sudah ka? Din know that..I am so outdated la)

We are still the reason why tourist comes to Malaysia, for our mount Kinabalu. (joan says= it is Mount Kinabalu k…NOT mount KK)

Two out of the top three of the sexiest girl in Malaysia are from Sabah(Daphne Iking and Amber Chia) according to FHM. (joan says = huhu..i want to be in that list also..)

The whole Philippine country doesn’t envy Malaysia. They envy Sabah. (joan says = why ar?)

Sipadan island, need I explain?

Everybody says Mokhtar Dahari is the main reason Malaysian football team qualified for the Olympics, football event in the 80’s. With all due respect, the two goals are scored by Hassan Sani and James Wong, both Sabahans. Not forgetting the man who kept Malaysia at bay, Peter Rajah, also a Sabahan as the goalie. ..* YAY!

The most air travelers are from Sabah. Almost all Sabahan have at least traveled once or twice with airplane, compared to the west Malaysians.

Every time there’ a reality show, our contestants always reaches respectful level. AF, Blast-Off etc. (joan says = YESS…we are talented people…I guess it is because most house in sabah must have a karaoke set.can practise everyday…hahaha)

We live in harmony, not just with Malay, Indian and Chinese, but also with Kadazandusun, Bajau, Murut, Rungus etc. The term Sabah truly Asia is more like it.

This is just to name a few, but despite all this, we are still proud to be Malaysian! (joan says = YES…MALAYSIAN it is!)

So, there you have it folks. For the information of those people who thinks Sabah is a jungle out there. Yes indeed it is still a “jungle”. But in the jungle we have Astro, Broadband Internet and Internet via satellite. We drive 4WD cars also, small cars seldom can be seen…and we don’t travel only by land, but also by air and water. We have all modes of transportation. Haha.

All in all, it is not a bad place you know. I can tell you… I think this is the only place that you can find people sell babi at pasar malam and tamu. How "fascinating" is that? Hehe…Not to mention that almost EVERYONE can sit, eat and drink at a Chinese coffee shop without any problem. Halal or not halal it is up to your own tolerance and judgement for a certain eating place. But usually people are not very cerewet. And you could also hear conversations like this

Customer: Boss, kasi itu mi sup sama kami sini. Minum2 misti ada pusas ba

(*Boss, can give us here mee soup. Drink2 like this most have something to eat)

Tauke: Aiya, tapi itu mi sup ada sasau o. Macam mana?

(*Aiya, but the mee soup got char siew.How?)

Customer: Tidak apa ba. Kalau ada yang tidak bulih makan babi. Minum itu sup saja pun bulih ba.

(*it’s ok. if got people can’t eat the pork, can drink the soup also)

Haha. How about that? Something new?

Sabah apa pun bulih ba…hehe

A weekend almost gone…another 2 weeks to go for my practical. Anticipating for that but dunno wether should be happy or not. A lot of things will change after that. The period of transition I suppose. Gotta move out from my comfort zone that I have built for the past 13 weeks. Can I do it? Geez..I am not sure..

* am hungry now

I don’t blog so much here nowadays because scared the updates that is being sent to the email accounts of my friends in my friendster list will be something that is irritating and annoying. * Especially when the updates came non-stop and not only one people updated their blog at the same time. The mailbox could be filled with all the updates but not ALL of the blog worth reading like mine…Hahaha..joking only. My otak very jahat these days la…dunno why. I think it could be because of lack of exercise and too much of the exposure to stress and noise pollution for the past 12 weeks o my training. Can’t imagine myself living my life being in this situation. Somehow, I don’t think it will be so bad la cause by that time (I mean the future) I am being paid to do the job. Not just free labor like right now! Just some update for you all out there…Those who are interested to read more of my enlightening anecdote…hehe. Just wanna make it sound nice there, actually nothing more than normal ramblings. But, if you want (I know you want la :P), just visit my other personal blog. www.kaleidoscopic-dreams.blogspot.com

And one more thing that I don’t understand about other people’s principle is -WHY DO ONE LIKE TO FORWARD USELESS MAIL to their friends list in friendster. I mean it is OK la you want to keep your pals updated but PLEASE la make sure it is worth forwarding. Otherwise you will only be flooding other people mailbox with that useless junk. There is one message claiming that if you don’t forward this you will receive bad luck in your life…you will be unlucky in your love life… or something bad will happen to you if you don’t repost this within 5 minutes…What crap is that??… I remember my friend, Dazeree, she also once wrote about this forwarded email thing last time. Dazeree, we are at the same side la this…and truly this forwarded email irritates me a lot also.

To those people who like to forward those useless junk, figure this! If you are a good friend, you don’t want your friend to receive a bad luck right? Somemore, who are you to know that one will receive that bad luck. Are you God? If you have a religion, you certainly know what to believe in. I understand that some people just know how to forward the mail to all the people in their list. Kinda mentally retarded la you all. Just learn how to select certain recipient who you think are interested to read your junk la..it is that easy. Bear this in mind ok…If you want to do that next time, please exclude me. I am not interested…If it is something important and useful then go ahead. If not, you can keep it and memorise the whole content of the mail and print it out then after that distribute it around your neighbourhood. Or find a job which require you to forward emails or newsletters. Do this kind of job exist anyway?…hehe. But at least if it exists you are being paid to that. Hahaha. Get a life! Seriously, just stop forwarding useless mail.

Or this is another suggestion, if you thought that forwarding mail is one way of keeping yourself close with your friends. To keep in contact. Forget it. It just doesn’t work that way! It is better for you to drop a line or two, asking how your friends are doing? What they are up to these days? A personal touch wouldn’t hurt that much rather to send junk that has almost no value at all.

Hoho. Am I being too harsh here? But that’s the reality and it is irritatingly true. So people, find another hobby or get a pet. It is much better than forwarding “junk” mail.